i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
There r osticjed everywhere
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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