I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think my fart just growled at me.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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