Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
