Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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