Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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