i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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