Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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