She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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