I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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