I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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