There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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