So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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