Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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