We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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