it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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