For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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