they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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