She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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