we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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