Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
dude. I can hear the air.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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