So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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