if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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