walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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