super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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