i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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