I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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