I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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