If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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