After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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