My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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