I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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