Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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