He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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