I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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