Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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