So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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