Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
there's paper in my vomit.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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