oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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