absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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