You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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