My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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