dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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