5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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