is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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