I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So squirting runs in the family.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
