There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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