I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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