there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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