I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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