I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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