Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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