We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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